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[save_the_souls]

"You've reached Allen Walker. I'm not around, please leave a message!"

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[save_the_souls]

Haha- yeah! They seem really sturdy! They'll get a lot of use!

[And at that point, he hears Zuko's coughing. Which he'll totally assume it was to draw attention and not anything about potaang who has a couple potatoes now coming out of it's bag head. ]

Oh, morning Zuko! Would you like some breakfast too?

[bolder]

[The coughing and choking from Zuko earns him a hard smack on his back from Toph in an attempt to get him to stop. Or die. Whichever.

She stands there, waiting for him to recover, ready to smack him again if she feels it's required.]

Zuko, what the heck?

[honorbends]

{ that just sends him forward against the table, and he coughs once more before waving toph off with a hiss -- ]

I'm fine, stop -- I just -- inhaled wrong.

[ a fucking firebrender that can't even breathe correctly HAIL FIRELORD ZUKO ]

And I'm not hungr -- you're eating those?

[ HE CAN'T HELP IT. ]

[save_the_souls]

[Allen gets an expression of confusion]

Well...yeah? What else would I do with potatoes?

[bolder]

[Now Toph takes a turn looking confused.]

We have potatoes?

[honorbends]

[ ... god. ]

... nothing.

[ SHUT UP TOPH ]

I'm not hungry, do what you want with them.

[ god allen is so goddamn stupid HE CAN'T WITH THIS ]

[save_the_souls]

Uh, yeah- the bag of potatoes you got with my present, Toph? I figured it was a joke...

[He is so confused by Zuko]

Are you sure, Zuko? If you don't like potatoes, I'm cooking eggs too...

[bolder]

Hold up, Spud. I never got you potatoes.

[She 'looks' at Zuko now.]

And you are lying about something. Spill it.

[honorbends]

I'm not lying.

[ it's said in instant defense, and zuko glares at toph to punctuate said statement. -- but then he realizes something, and he immediately looks offended. ]

-- stop using your earthbending on me.

[ ... which completely nullifies his earlier statement but SOME THINGS ARE MORE IMPORTANT. ]

[save_the_souls]

It's Allen, and what do you mean you didn't get me potatoes? This sack was right next to the silverware.

[And oh my god Zuko]

Zuko, her earthbending is how she sees. Don't tell her not to use it.

[bolder]

There was nothing else there when I dropped it off! I have no idea how it got there.

[She rolls her eyes dramatically.]

You're only objecting because you know I'm right. Plus, I can't exactly turn it off when you're this close.

[honorbends]

[ zuko stares at her, and then stares at allen.

and then promptly gets up off of his chair, moves it away from toph, and sits back down.

SO THERE. ]

[save_the_souls]

[...] Real mature, Zuko.

[Seriously!! But he'll look back at Toph]

But hang on- if you didn't give me a sack of potatoes, who did?

[bolder]

[Toph snorts at Zuko's choice of response before waiting for him to resettle. Then she simply makes a come hither motion with her hand, and the chair slides back over to them with a scraping noise across the floor. Once he's back with the pair, she addresses Allen.]

No idea. Is there anything weird about them?

[honorbends]

Maybe they're --

[ and then zuko is dragged back to toph, and he stops talking, gritting his teeth, before continuing as if nothing has happened. ]

-- poisoned.

[save_the_souls]

I don't think-

[He looks at Zuko]

What? Why would someone send me a bag of poisoned potatoes?

[bolder]

You guys are being dumb.

[Toph looks at Zuko.]

Do you know anything about these?

[honorbends]

Why wouldn't someone send you a poisoned bag of potatoes.

[ you're literally the most annoying person on the planet allen!!

but at toph's question, zuko rolls his eyes. ]

No.

[ he is literally the worst liar ]

[save_the_souls]

Because that'd be stupid?

[And uh...yeah, that's such a bad lie even Allen can pick up on it]

Do you know something about these Zuko?

[bolder]

Zuko, you're lying. Really badly, too.

[She doesn't say anymore for the moment. Letting him stew is more fun.]

[honorbends]

Can you stop doing that?

[ in irritation, and zuko even kicks her stool.

lightly. with no real force behind it. not like it'd go anywhere anyway. fucking metalbenders. ]

[save_the_souls]

...Whatever. This is stupid. I'm cooking the potatoes.

[Which he'll be going right back to cooking that breakfast.]