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[save_the_souls]

"You've reached Allen Walker. I'm not around, please leave a message!"

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[honorbends]

[ ... god. ]

... nothing.

[ SHUT UP TOPH ]

I'm not hungry, do what you want with them.

[ god allen is so goddamn stupid HE CAN'T WITH THIS ]

[save_the_souls]

Uh, yeah- the bag of potatoes you got with my present, Toph? I figured it was a joke...

[He is so confused by Zuko]

Are you sure, Zuko? If you don't like potatoes, I'm cooking eggs too...

[bolder]

Hold up, Spud. I never got you potatoes.

[She 'looks' at Zuko now.]

And you are lying about something. Spill it.

[honorbends]

I'm not lying.

[ it's said in instant defense, and zuko glares at toph to punctuate said statement. -- but then he realizes something, and he immediately looks offended. ]

-- stop using your earthbending on me.

[ ... which completely nullifies his earlier statement but SOME THINGS ARE MORE IMPORTANT. ]

[save_the_souls]

It's Allen, and what do you mean you didn't get me potatoes? This sack was right next to the silverware.

[And oh my god Zuko]

Zuko, her earthbending is how she sees. Don't tell her not to use it.

[bolder]

There was nothing else there when I dropped it off! I have no idea how it got there.

[She rolls her eyes dramatically.]

You're only objecting because you know I'm right. Plus, I can't exactly turn it off when you're this close.

[honorbends]

[ zuko stares at her, and then stares at allen.

and then promptly gets up off of his chair, moves it away from toph, and sits back down.

SO THERE. ]

[save_the_souls]

[...] Real mature, Zuko.

[Seriously!! But he'll look back at Toph]

But hang on- if you didn't give me a sack of potatoes, who did?

[bolder]

[Toph snorts at Zuko's choice of response before waiting for him to resettle. Then she simply makes a come hither motion with her hand, and the chair slides back over to them with a scraping noise across the floor. Once he's back with the pair, she addresses Allen.]

No idea. Is there anything weird about them?

[honorbends]

Maybe they're --

[ and then zuko is dragged back to toph, and he stops talking, gritting his teeth, before continuing as if nothing has happened. ]

-- poisoned.

[save_the_souls]

I don't think-

[He looks at Zuko]

What? Why would someone send me a bag of poisoned potatoes?

[bolder]

You guys are being dumb.

[Toph looks at Zuko.]

Do you know anything about these?

[honorbends]

Why wouldn't someone send you a poisoned bag of potatoes.

[ you're literally the most annoying person on the planet allen!!

but at toph's question, zuko rolls his eyes. ]

No.

[ he is literally the worst liar ]

[save_the_souls]

Because that'd be stupid?

[And uh...yeah, that's such a bad lie even Allen can pick up on it]

Do you know something about these Zuko?

[bolder]

Zuko, you're lying. Really badly, too.

[She doesn't say anymore for the moment. Letting him stew is more fun.]

[honorbends]

Can you stop doing that?

[ in irritation, and zuko even kicks her stool.

lightly. with no real force behind it. not like it'd go anywhere anyway. fucking metalbenders. ]

[save_the_souls]

...Whatever. This is stupid. I'm cooking the potatoes.

[Which he'll be going right back to cooking that breakfast.]