driftfleet ♪ IC Contact: Year Two

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"You've reached Allen Walker. I'm not around, please leave a message!"

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[The next day, Varric will get a text from Allen]

Varric,

Thank you for the "Veleno Vino". I took enough to test, then sent the rest to Crowley. I hope you don't mind.

Which I'm quite impressed, I'm pretty sure the packaging itself is more dangerous than the actual drink. I almost feel I should be scandalised how little toxin is in this bottle, but...it's not part of my job to fret with how people spend their money. :)

Good luck with your sales. Though I'm afraid the only warnings as a medical official I can give is that consuming the glass bottle could cause shredding to your innards, putting the box on your head could blind you, and the tape could close your throat if wrapped around the neck.

Feel free to paraphrase that as you deem fit. Though I'd prefer my name be kept out of it.

Thank you!
Allen Walker

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[merchantprince]

Allen,

Thank you very much for the medical warning. I'll be sure to place that on the package-- heavily abbreviated, of course.

Expect a nice surprise in your bank account in the next 48 hours.

-- V.

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[Fuck yeah shady money he'll take it *^* ]

Believe me, it's no trouble.

Thank you,
Allen