driftfleet ♪ IC Contact: Year Two

[save_the_souls]

"You've reached Allen Walker. I'm not around, please leave a message!"

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[onlyanapple]

[That's a little snakey exhale of relief. ]

Thank Someone. I didn't want to have to deal with all that bullshit. It was bad enough when there was a whole castle between us.

[save_the_souls]

Mm...no kidding. I wouldn't be able to deal with that.

[Being on the same ship as his ex who doesn't remember him? No Way. He'll power down his communicator]

I still can't believe they actually brought two of them in.

[onlyanapple]

[He lets out a long suffering sigh. ]

I know, what doesn't even make sense. Why would they do that at all? I mean, is it just for same-person shenanigans? Pretty sure that'll get old fast.

[save_the_souls]

[He rubs his chin]

I don't know, it seems to be working pretty well for Jim and Winter...

[onlyanapple]

[Dryly]

Well, whoop de do for them.

[save_the_souls]

[His shoulders slump a little]

Maybe they won't be here long. People come and go here too.

[onlyanapple]

We can but hope. I doubt it, though. Atroma enjoys the drama as much as Paradisa enjoyed screwing us over.

[save_the_souls]

Well that's easy. You can always starve off the drama by just not talking to them.

[...]

[Except this is Crowley, so...]

You...haven't talked to them, have you?

[onlyanapple]

Of course I talked to them.

Not about...that. But still.

[He basically never learns. Ever. ]

[save_the_souls]

[Groans]

Crowley, if you hadn't talked to them they wouldn't know a thing about you and there would've been no drama.

[YOU NEVER LEARN]

[onlyanapple]

[He coils inwards a little, letting out a huff. ]

I couldn't help myself.

[save_the_souls]

[Crowley.........]

Well, it's okay! We can still fix this! You didn't...let them know that you knew them, right?

[onlyanapple]

...

[Is it possible for a snake to look guilty? ]

Yes? But not how, exactly.

[save_the_souls]

Crowley...! [JESUS MAN.]

You know there's a reason humans often recommend cutting off ties with your ex...!

[onlyanapple]

M'not human, and neither is he.

Besides, I can't ignore them forever.

[save_the_souls]

I know you're not. [a human would be SMARTER about this most likely]

Why not? The fleet's gotten pretty big! There's lots of people I don't talk to.

[onlyanapple]

For reasons. Important reasons.

...That I will think of when I'm less drunk.

[save_the_souls]

[....]

Maybe I should call Ino.

[She could sort out this drunken mess of a moron better than he could]

[onlyanapple]

Ugh. She'll lecture me.

[Ino lectures are terrible. Don't do this to him, nephew.]

[save_the_souls]

No she won't. If her exes showed up, she'd probably have their comm frequencies saved by now.

[JUST BECAUSE ITS INO. Not being nosy is not how she is. ]

But she does have an office where you can drink in.

[onlyanapple]

...Oh. Right. The alcohol thing.

[Wow he forgets this EVERY DAMN TIME. ]

Fine, then,call her.

[save_the_souls]

Yes, the alcohol thing.

[WOW UNCLE YOU'RE GREAT. But he'll smile]

I will. You just rest okay?

[onlyanapple]

[He coils up with a little sigh.]

Aye aye, Allen.