Mm, this is less about me and more about you. Step three of wrangling in a pirate is making sure they're prepared for it, after all!

[Once he's slid down enough to sit on his knees between Allen's legs, he uncaps the lube and pours a generous amount in his hands, taking care to rub his hands together to warm it up. It was out in the cold, after all, and no one wants to work with cold lube.]

You've done this before, right?