Mmm, I don't think it's silly. You'd be amazed by how little things actually change in some places. My school was actually pretty good about the sex-ed thing, but other places? Man. They try hammering in that virginity is a precious and special thing that should never be given to anyone except the person you're sure you want to spend the rest of your life with or something, especially to the girls. [He raises his hands a bit to gesture, briefly stopping his circling motion to do so.] "Don't have sex! Ever! You'll get pregnant, and then you'll bleed from your eyes and die!"

[And then he lowers his hands again, going right back to tracing against Allen's shoulder as he rolls his eyes at all of that.]

We didn't get that, but it was still enough to make me wonder if doing it for the first time was going to be some cosmic event. Never happened.