hey congrats on the boyfriend i'm sure you wanted him to tell everyone in all caps as soon as it happened it didn't come off as needlessly cruel bragging at all given the timing
but really i'm happy for you guys or something like that
[He just got back to his ship when he gets this message. It gets a good amount of staring at it because 1) Wow Clay that was fast. He hadn't even had a chance to tell Timcanpy yet, much less actual people. And 2) That...has to be the most passive aggressive congratulatory remark he's ever received in his life. Maybe Clay didn't have great timing, but holy crap Alex.]
[But right okay, gotta do this diplomatically]
No, I wasn't aware he was doing that. I just got back to my ship.
[ Was he going to apologize for Clay? NOPE. Clay was a grown man who can handle his own problems. Just gonna make it clear he wasn't involved.]
[... Okay, she feels a little bad at how salty that was. It's not Allen's fault that Clay had bad timing, and Alex is the one who thrust all her crap on them. She switches to voice so that he can tell she's not being sarcastic.]
Hey, I mean it. Clay's a doof, but I'm really glad you've got him.
[Oh well, that tone's much better and he relaxes at her sincere tone]
...Thanks, really. [And since she did confess stuff to him earlier] Honestly, I'm going back and forth between extremely happy and terrified right now.
Dude, that's totally normal. I pretty much felt like that the whole time I was with Rise, back in Paradisa. Like she was gonna wake up one day and wonder what the hell she was doing with me. But she didn't, and Clay isn't going to either.
[That's the biggest compliment you're going to receive from her, Allen. Cherish it.]
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i'm sure you wanted him to tell everyone in all caps as soon as it happened
it didn't come off as needlessly cruel bragging at all given the timing
but really
i'm happy for you guys
or something like that
text; backdated to 9/27
[But right okay, gotta do this diplomatically]
No, I wasn't aware he was doing that. I just got back to my ship.
[ Was he going to apologize for Clay? NOPE. Clay was a grown man who can handle his own problems. Just gonna make it clear he wasn't involved.]
But thank you. I'm glad you're happy for us.
[voice]
Hey, I mean it. Clay's a doof, but I'm really glad you've got him.
[voice]
...Thanks, really. [And since she did confess stuff to him earlier] Honestly, I'm going back and forth between extremely happy and terrified right now.
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[That's the biggest compliment you're going to receive from her, Allen. Cherish it.]
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[and he does cherish it! he gives a little smile]
I hope so. When I said yes, he started jumping and cheering, then spun me around a few times.
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[There's a pause in conversation - she's getting another text from Clay.]
Oh my god, your boyfriend is being unbearably cute. He's texting me about how he's so excited he can't sleep.
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[And pretty too. But hey, let's not dwell on that all that much with them being separated...]
Is he really? [He laughs at that happily] We didn't even do anything that romantic! It was all spur of the moment.
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[Like a queen, she was about to say. But she stops herself before she gets all mushy.]
Hey, see, you didn't even have to do anything special and he's this this goofy. You guys make each other embarrassingly happy. That's awesome.
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[He laughs a little.] Yeah, it is.