....Oh. Yeah. He would take it very seriously, now that I think about it.
[That's...probably bad? He doesn't know. He'll let the Gaang do that damage control if it comes to it. He'd be too tempted to egg it on himself at the moment]
Probably not. [He sighs. No, nothing amusing about this one] Don't worry about it, Sokka.
Super seriously. It's his destiny to protect the spirits.
[Dorian is so very fucked. Sokka can do without that headache. Avatar wrangling is the worst, and it doesn't help he isn't that keen on Dorian after this display. ]
It's my job to worry. It's right there in the job description.
...Right. [Not gonna ask what oogie is supposed to mean. Nope. Nope]
[But Sokka's other words...wow, they actually have an affect. His eyes light up]
That's true, girls really do seem to like you. [Seriously he spent a year trying to flirt with Yue and nada. All for the Sokka] Well, then- what would you do for a date?
Then take her to one of the fish grills. They got plenty around here, and I'm sure there's one that doesn't have any alcohol in it so you can avoid that.
Any little thing like that to show you actually listened to her interests pays off in the long run.
Voice; post Dorian
Or we could, y'know. Go punch him in the face. We could do that.
Voice;
[AS NICE AS IT WOULD BE. Thanks bro.]
I just got caught off guard. I didn't think Dorian would be a necromancer.
Voice;
I have no idea what one of those is, but I'm guessing it's bad.
[He trusts Allen's opinion on this, completely. ]
Voice;
[Unlike Jr. and Beverly, he's learned to be brief with magical explanations for Sokka to save on headaches for everyone.]
I'll be fine. I just have to figure out what to do about it.
Voice;
Yeah, if Aang hears about that, he'll probably flip out. A lot.
[Wow he hopes Aang doesn't see that broadcast. He's going to have to prepare some damage control. ]
Oh? Please tell me it's amusing and humiliating.
Voice;
[That's...probably bad? He doesn't know. He'll let the Gaang do that damage control if it comes to it. He'd be too tempted to egg it on himself at the moment]
Probably not. [He sighs. No, nothing amusing about this one] Don't worry about it, Sokka.
Voice;
[Dorian is so very fucked. Sokka can do without that headache. Avatar wrangling is the worst, and it doesn't help he isn't that keen on Dorian after this display. ]
It's my job to worry. It's right there in the job description.
Voice;
[Though okay it sounds half-hearted at the moment because there is part of him that'd love to see Aang go angry avatar on Dorian's ass]
[And ngh. Sokka, why must you be so nice. He's not...really sure how to describe these problems to him though. So...sass.]
You're going to get gray hair if you worry all the time.
Voice;
[Sass is the best way to deal with anything. ]
Never, my hair will remain glorious for the rest of my life. You just watch.
Voice;
[Is it something sappy and sentimental?? He doesn't get it]
No way. You'll definitely go gray.
Voice;
[They're allergic to that. ]
Nope. Gonna be brown and fabulous forever. It's ok, nothing wrong with seething jealousy.
Voice;
[Good for them!]
[He snorts] Not always. And I don't have to be jealous- I got a date even with my white hair.
Voice;
[WAIT WAIT, THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION.]
What? For real? Good for you, buddy. Do I know them?
[He wants details, he wants so many details. Let him live vicariously through you, Allen, while he's Forever Alone. ]
Voice;
[YOU PEOPLE AND YOUR WEIRD BROTHER COMPLEXES]
Possibly, her name is Misha? She worked the cookie table at the last drive. [So the poor woman you probably harassed a lot] Ino set it up really...
Voice;
Oh, right. Her. Cookie lady. [He so harassed her. ] Well, that's still good. You deserve a little happiness here.
Voice;
[Yep. Gonna go with that you crazy brother complex guy]
Thanks...assuming it somehow goes well.
Voice;
If you need any pointers with the ladies, you know where to go. [Wink.]
Voice;
[But Sokka's other words...wow, they actually have an affect. His eyes light up]
That's true, girls really do seem to like you. [Seriously he spent a year trying to flirt with Yue and nada. All for the Sokka] Well, then- what would you do for a date?
Voice;
Of course they do, they love me.
What sorta stuff does she enjoy? Doing something you know she's gonna like is a great start.
Voice;
[He can't even be sarcastic about it]
Um...well, I know she likes the idea of real food? I'm afraid I don't know much else.
Voice;
Any little thing like that to show you actually listened to her interests pays off in the long run.
Voice;
[He is in awe.]
That's a really good idea! I think I know a place too!
Voice;
[Don't feed the ego, Allen, don't do it. ]
Great! Do it and learn everything you can about her, and show you're interested in learning about her. Then you might actually get a second date.
Voice;
Be interested in learning about her...
That should be easy. [focus on her, don't have to talk about himself. Win!] I can do that!
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